The Pigeon Detectives

WHAT. IS. THE. FUCKING. POINT. OF. THIS?

Rarely have a band made me so angry as the Pigeon Detectives. They are boring, derivative, unoriginal, talentless and generally hopeless. They try and ultimately fail to make up for these manifest disadvantages by charging about the stage like a small child in a temper tantrum. They have one song, which they repeat monotonously for 40 minutes, to the point where you want to rip off your own ears and force them around the ever open mouth of supremely annoying frontman Matt Bowman.

I'm not going to write any more. I don't want this lot to have the oxygen of publicity. In fact, I don't even want them to have the oxygen of oxygen.